mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

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nekokat42:

I do this several times a day

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leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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trumpetangst:

these are GORGEOUS omg

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